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Texts From My Dad [Jul. 7th, 2011|10:30 pm]
Lindsay Lime
Hi, guys. All moved in, place is a mess of boxes and bags and I can't find anything (cat food, light bulbs, Taylor Pork Roll from Uncle Matt - shit). Kill m

e before I have to move again. New address: XXXXX University Pk. (nope, no university anywhere around. Hey, give me the stupid street naming job. Here g

oes: Rule One - 4 letters, 5 max for very rare exceptions and crybabies. Rule Two - no patriotic names, i.e. Freedom Highway. Morons!! It's jus

t simplistic and meaningless blue collar feel-good symbolism, while you SUCKERS continue to ignorantly vote for liars and fascists that dismantle our free

doms that you think you're caring about). Street naming czar, keep it simple. Livonia, MI 48512 Crap I'm in Wayne County. Double my insurance rates.

[User Picture]From: oneonetwothree
2011-07-08 09:06 pm (UTC)
Haha. It's pretty amazing how long his texts can be.

He must be dictating them to someone who's forced to actually type it out, because even on an iPhone I'd lose patience writing those up.
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[User Picture]From: vermiciouskanid
2011-07-08 11:20 pm (UTC)
And he swears that my character limit is a setting on my phone that I'm just too stupid to change, and if I could only alter that, they wouldn't come across as 4-8 messages every time.
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